Repunt!

posted on 25 Dec 2022 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third-grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.
Originally posted in 2010.

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This is the 4nd time you made this mistake.

posted on 8 Dec 2022 in Chinglish, Signs

1nd time was a mistake…

Photo courtesy of T.Y.
Spotted in China.

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This is gonna hurt me, Fido, more that it hurts you…

posted on 7 Dec 2022 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

It’s a Great Dane and I’m constipated…

Photo courtesy of Klavs Ejsing.
Spotted in Korea.

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He’s a 9, but a 10 with soup.

posted on 6 Dec 2022 in Menus

I feel so cheap…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted at Thai restaurant in Tokyo. 
“Men” means noodles in Japanese.

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Not today, Satan…

posted on 5 Dec 2022 in Computer

Photo courtesy of T.D.

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Will he ever catch that moose?

posted on 4 Dec 2022 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Brian Buchmeier.
Found at second hand store in Tokyo.

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It’s a long story…

posted on 3 Dec 2022 in Signs

…but I will tell you later.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan.

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Tell me your pharmacist doesn’t respect you without telling me…

posted on 2 Dec 2022 in Household Items, Toiletries

Did you take your meds, bitch?

Photo courtesy of Reggie H.

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I feel I can trust Light Gary…

posted on 1 Dec 2022 in Clothing

Gary always had a dark side…

 

 

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Sensitive bleasts…

posted on 30 Nov 2022 in Adult Engrish, Anime/Manga

Photo courtesy of Francesca Waterkeyn.
Hentai doujinshi  (unauthorized) of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII.

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