Deli accidents are no joke.

posted on 25 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Are the baby potatoes okay?

Photo courtesy of D.D.
Found in China.

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I just polished.

posted on 24 Aug 2020 in Signs

Don’t even think about it.

Photo courtesy of Joakim Melander.
Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

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4 Years!!

posted on 23 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dario Venier.
Found in Dempasar, Bali. 

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Mmmm the arch is the tenderest…

posted on 21 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I’ll have the pickled toes.

Photo courtesy of David Mecionis.
Spotted in NYC Chinatown. 

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Send honey or else…

posted on 20 Aug 2020 in Containers, Household Items

No picnic is safe.

Photo courtesy of Eugene Mosier.
Found in Spain – made in China. 

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Waiter, there’s a… nevermind

posted on 19 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Ningbo, China.

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Sometimes we wish you were someone else…

posted on 17 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes.
Spotted in Saudi Arabia. 

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Now, how can we make you better?

posted on 14 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

After 2 drinks all the cuts look great…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Read. 
Found in Saudi Arabia.

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Gotta work on my sales pitch…

posted on 13 Aug 2020 in Clothing

I also have some awful baby pics…

Photo courtesy of Ashley T.

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Picnics got dark…

posted on 12 Aug 2020 in Signs

That grass don’t replant itself but you can always have another kid.

Photo courtesy of Doris K.
Found in USA. 

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