You can have it?

posted on 14 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Classic Engrish Repost!

But first you have to favor me do…

Photo courtesy of Sam Heagney.
T-shirt spotted in Japan.
Originally posted 2005.7.7. 

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Our staff is trained in Stuck Up

posted on 14 Dec 2011 in Menus

They also don’t know what money is. Save your tip.

Photo courtesy of Marco Patella.
From an udon restaurant in Japan. 

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Creme doesn’t pay

posted on 13 Dec 2011 in Buildings

Classic Engrish Repost!

Tough place: daily whippings…

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Davies.
Found in Japan.
Originally posted 2006.2.7. 

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No guts no gory

posted on 13 Dec 2011 in Menus, Signs

I don’t have the stomach for it…

Photo courtesy of VM.
Ramen restaurant sign for miso-ramen. 

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Taking hot dogs to a new level

posted on 12 Dec 2011 in Chinglish

Man’s burst friend.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker and Andy Green.
Found in China. 

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Take the graphjuice

posted on 11 Dec 2011 in Toys

The Graphs of Wrate

Photo courtesy of Deb VanderGaast. 

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NFS!

posted on 10 Dec 2011 in Signs

But he can be rented…

Photo courtesy of Rob Graham.
Found in Japanese electronic shop. 

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Cheerful Fox

posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Household Items

Classic Engrish Repost!

Photo courtesy of Xiphos.
Mug spotted in Japan.
Originally posted 2004.7.7. 

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Soylent Pisa

posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Music

You’ll pay the ultimate price. Plus ¥70, please!

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of Jessica Holifield.

Menu found in China.  

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Do NOT give him matches…

posted on 8 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Classic Engrish Repost!

He is also wanted in 5 states…

Photo courtesy of Min Min.
Shirt found in South Korea.
Originally posted 2006.12.9. 

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