This shirt fits than you think.

posted on 25 Sep 2014 in Clothing

I like this than you think.

Photo courtesy of Inuyasha.
Tshirt found in Japan.  

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The ocean had no comment

posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

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We use only the freshest elbow grease

posted on 23 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Served with MSG (Moist Sweaty Glands)

Photo courtesy of May Cheung Hoffman‎.

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The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

posted on 22 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

You can’t keep a good coffee down.

Found in Shenyang, China.
Submitted by Curro Higuero.

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From the Accidental Chef

posted on 21 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Turn your mistakes into meals!

Photo courtesy of David Sloo.

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Happy Study

posted on 20 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jarron Bowman.
Found in Egypt. 

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Buy a pack!

posted on 19 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and that was the last time Fido dug up Kowalski’s flowers.

Photo courtesy of Vard.
Found in Poland. 

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Sit down job

posted on 18 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I did some overtime

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Wudang Shan, Hubei province, China.

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Nice hairs

posted on 17 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Please look at my eyes, not my hairs.

Photo courtesy of Nathan “MidgetSoW” Lewis.

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Conserve the fun….

posted on 16 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Few remember the international fun shortage…

Photo courtesy of Chriss.
Found in Argentina.  

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