I LOVE protecting people.

posted on 3 Apr 2015 in Instructions

I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.

Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China. 

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We have a supply closet for that.

posted on 2 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Cristin Burke.
Found in Kashgar, China.  

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Will not get this even when the cows come home…

posted on 31 Mar 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Toys

Photo courtesy of Sandy Moritz.
 From a Batman toy that flies in a loop when hung from ceiling, etc.

 

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No, wait–I’m going with SCARE.

posted on 30 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Times were tough before Stephen King found that thesaurus.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Akiyama.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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But this is a trombone…

posted on 29 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you won’t mind this gong.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Hendricks Blunk.
Found in China.  

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Guys can’t resist!

posted on 28 Mar 2015 in Household Items, Stationery

I knew she was a hard-ass but steel?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Barker.
Found in Yokohama, Japan.
Meant to say “funny magnet”. 

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Yes!

posted on 26 Mar 2015 in Candy/Gum

Looking for a positive gum experience?

Photo courtesy of Christopher Taylor.
Poster for gum found in Tokyo in 2001. 

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Faith an Jesas

posted on 25 Mar 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Jus in time four Eastar.

Photo courtesy of Adrienne Lutz.
Cloth bag found for sale in Osaka, Japan. 

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He is a tuber

posted on 24 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Dom Beverley.
Found in Iida-shi, Nagano-ken Japan. 

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What was his GMAT score?

posted on 23 Mar 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Angie Wilkerson.
Found in Shanghai restaurant menu.  

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