Noising Americans!

posted on 6 May 2015 in Chinglish

Only pleasanting.

Photo courtesy of Meigan Murphy.
Found in Shanghai, China.  

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I gave that meal a 7.2 on the Richter scale.

posted on 5 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

I said more MSG, not TNT.

Photo courtesy of David Mallin.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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I call this Crouching Lobe.

posted on 4 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Lemme turn this up… now what’d you say?

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kah.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Hey whatcha cooking…ew

posted on 3 May 2015 in Household Items

230mm…that’s what SHE said.

Photo courtesy of Alex Dennis.
Found on the bottom of a pan.  

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What are we looking for again?

posted on 2 May 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Oliver Cashmore-White.
Found in Zhujiajiao, outside Shanghai, China

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The baby did it.

posted on 1 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

What? We were out of formula.

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kah.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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Where’s my dinner, birch!

posted on 30 Apr 2015 in Toys

Great meal. Gonna go to the thing of the sleep.

Photo courtesy of Yoav Weiss.
Toy from China.  

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Brought to you by the Luddite Society

posted on 29 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Unequal rights for all!

Photo courtesy of Marc Caisip.
Found in Buenos Aires, Argentina. 

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Surprise! It doesn’t work.

posted on 28 Apr 2015 in Toiletries

Did I step in something?

Photo courtesy of Richard Moore.
Found in Sagamihara, Japan.  

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You do business us again.

posted on 27 Apr 2015 in Chinglish

Let’s positive feedback.

Photo courtesy of Anna Snape.
Found shipped with item ordered on Ebay. 

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