Can you fix this curtain, too?

posted on 6 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

lampshade-is-broken

Well…I’ll be a snake-head fish uncle!

Photo courtesy of Robert Neal.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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Does it bring the own bottle?

posted on 5 Jun 2015 in Clothing

invitation-to-a-party

Please mixer.

Photo courtesy of Justin Egli.
T-shirt found in Fukuoka, Japan.

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River water drown be careful.

posted on 4 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

dumb-barge-sway

Your barge has been mean to my smart car.

Photo courtesy of Carol Gardin.
Found on a ferry from Hong Kong to Macau.

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Hey, if you insist…

posted on 3 Jun 2015 in Signs

please-cause-me-trouble

Go ahead…make my day.

Photo courtesy of Adam Buechler.
Found in Japan. 

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Let’s cheering!

posted on 2 Jun 2015 in Clothing

american-football

I nominat favorite team!

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Photo taken in Tokyo. 

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Our salads have a peel.

posted on 1 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

all-rinds-of-salads
We can eat outsicle on the veranda.

Photo courtesy of AJ.
Found in China.

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Hotel is many things…

posted on 31 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

stinking-thing-are-hotel

Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.

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No artificial minerals.

posted on 30 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging

organic-sand

Gluten free quartz

Photo courtesy of Tian Tang.
Sand from Korea. 

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Get inside me…let the adventure begin.

posted on 29 May 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

monorail-asks-understanding

Photo courtesy of Even Stangebye.
Found at Lotte World in Seoul, Korea.

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Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!

posted on 28 May 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

pickled-begetable-bag
This tastes good…I want to soak it.

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found in Japan. 

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