Thou wouldst heed this:

posted on 20 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

sky

If wife broke use adapter.

Photo courtesy of Jay Penfold.
Label on bottom of 8 port switch.

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Brown tag sale!

posted on 19 Oct 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Pooing

Pants half off!

Photo courtesy of Will Bowles.
Found in Korea.

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You’ve got to touch

posted on 18 Oct 2015 in Buildings

touch-oriental

Right here

Photo courtesy of Dan Smith.

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Our wait staff is here to serve you

posted on 17 Oct 2015 in Signs

lust-order

Photo courtesy of Mark Brown.
Found in Nihonbashi, Tokyo.

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Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

posted on 16 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Toiletries

bath-massage-thing

I wanna know RIGHT NOW what it is and what it’s for.

Photo courtesy of Olivia V.

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Be within the fun

posted on 15 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

no-dogs

Within swingset, anyone?

Photo courtesy of Kiley Ariall.
Found at playground in Quindao, China.

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Only in Alberta…

posted on 14 Oct 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries

alberta-hanin-womens-ass

Photo courtesy of Tae Ahn.
Found in Korean newspaper in Canada.

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Many choices when you’re born…

posted on 13 Oct 2015 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

be-born

Photo courtesy of James Pogue.
Spotted in Seoul, Korea.

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She’s a pity nice girl

posted on 12 Oct 2015 in Bags/Packaging

pity-girl

Where is not heer.

Photo courtesy of Landon.
Photo of a Barbie party bag. 

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For dryage.

posted on 11 Oct 2015 in Toiletries

Moistage

Got wrinklage?

Photo courtesy of Sarah B.
Lotion from Japan. 

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