Aw, cut it out!

posted on 23 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

caesarean-hotel

Photo courtesy of Helen Lorwerth.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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So cute she’ll melt your heart.

posted on 22 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

corrosive-children

Keep away from children…for your own safety.

Photo courtesy of Gráinne Nielsen.

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Home of the very steak

posted on 21 Sep 2015 in Signs

the-very-steak

Let’s very eat.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Teen Section

posted on 20 Sep 2015 in Clothing

i-sends-love-and-hate

For family events…

Photo courtesy of Lyssa Masters.
Found in Japan.

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Me think good deal.

posted on 19 Sep 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Toys

happy-family

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Hammon.
Toys made in China, found in Oman.

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I count $17 worth of pine nuts…

posted on 18 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

cup-of-money-of-handleness

Another handleless cup of coffee?

Photo courtesy of Pat Richards.
Menu found in China.

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Is my costume polite?

posted on 17 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

visting-the-relics

What kind of park prohibits explosions?

Photo courtesy of Casper Johansen.
Taken in Hue, Vietnam.

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So that’s where that goes…

posted on 16 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

planned-parenthood-training-hotel

Oh, take the protection class!

Photo courtesy of Amari Montin.
Found in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia, China.

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There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…

posted on 15 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

welcome-to-parkyard-hotel

This is a no bawdry zone, wench.

Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.

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Try to spark safety

posted on 14 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

carefully-has-the-electricity

Let us be of one a-cord

Photo courtesy of Hilary Eichelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.

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