They’re just not reproducing…

posted on 28 Dec 2015 in Menus

queer-crab-sukiyaki

This explains the two King Crabs…

Photo courtesy of Mimi Chen.
Spotted in Japan. 

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We’re out of donuts

posted on 27 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

corn-on-cop

Don’t even try to steal this…

Photo courtesy of Perth Ophaswongse.
Found at restaurant in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Show me your Flying Orange Pekoe.

posted on 26 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

kung-fu-chess

Bro, do you even multi-task?

Photo courtesy of Bela Brozsek.
Found in China.

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And a Happy New Yie-Ar Kung Fu!

posted on 25 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

merry-chrismax

Photo courtesy of Kit Chan.
From pro-Beijing political party in Hong Kong.

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I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

marry-christmas-happy-new-year

Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Because everybody farts

posted on 23 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

windy-women

Ask about our activated charcoal.

Photo courtesy of Nolwenn Balavoine.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Lots of crushed toes.

posted on 22 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-the-disabled

Crippled zombies are zombies nonetheless.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Harbour.
Found in Taiwan.

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Doesn’t have to be West Virginia

posted on 21 Dec 2015 in Chinglish

take-me-go-home

Sunshine on my shoulder… just no

Photo courtesy of Steve Holt.
Album from Taiwan.

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I love youy guide!

posted on 20 Dec 2015 in Books/Magazines

youy-guide

Photo courtesy of Kaweewut Kiwi Wuttwipoo.

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Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

posted on 19 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

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