Where you going, bellboy?

posted on 12 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

that-to-make

She survived…in cold blood.

Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.

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Sexy headphones

posted on 11 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.

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Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

posted on 10 Dec 2015 in Stationery

the-princess-story

She gave me fleas…

Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen.
Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia). 

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Pffft u non-smorker

posted on 9 Dec 2015 in Signs

smorking-aria

Photo courtesy of Jan Patranella.
Found at a home center store in Japan.

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Don’t bother washing your hands

posted on 8 Dec 2015 in Signs

Mazda-Museum

Hon, did I already go?

Photo courtesy of Bernhard Wodok.
Found at Mazda Museum in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Nature of the project

posted on 7 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

nature-of-the-project

Photo courtesy of Levi D.
T-shirt from China.

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I’m not too good with colors…

posted on 6 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Transportation

i'm-green

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in Kunming, China.

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It’s official!

posted on 5 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

nice-lawn

Photo courtesy of Ann Reesman.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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It stomach hurts already

posted on 4 Dec 2015 in Signs

once-it-eats

Photo courtesy of Doug Scott.
Found in Ibaraki, Japan. 

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Piercingly delicious!

posted on 3 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

long-lived-hors-d-oeuvre

Bullet shrimp never caught on.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in Hainan, China.

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