Nice way to spend the affteron.

posted on 7 Jan 2016 in Clothing

ancient-spitits

That loogie is from 1964.

Photo courtesy of Charlie Amter.

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I can fas lcas?

posted on 6 Jan 2016 in Clothing

life-shirt

Kids, stay in school…

Photo courtesy of Charlie Amter.

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Add sugar for more diabetes.

posted on 5 Jan 2016 in Drinks, Signs

native-tea-in-mountain

Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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Does this come with sake of child?

posted on 4 Jan 2016 in Menus

sushi-of-child

Wait, didn’t you have 3 kids when you came here…

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Menu found in Japan. 

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If you fun yourself you’ll go blind.

posted on 3 Jan 2016 in Toys

fun-yourself

I’m gonna need a little bigger fun.

Photo courtesy of Garrett Ouellette.

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Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?

posted on 2 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

FukHing

Photo courtesy of Dale Ehrlich.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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Happy New Year!

posted on 1 Jan 2016 in Clothing

trust-that-it-follows

May 2016 be a fun run-on fragmented sentence of a year…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Tedesco.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Time to Celebrate!

posted on 31 Dec 2015 in Clothing

celebrate-space

Talking pants is your first problem..

Photo courtesy of Joe Power.
Found in Kuching, Malaysia. 

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Hillary’s favorite

posted on 30 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

without-conservatives

I was looking for a more libertarian snack…

Photo courtesy of Stacy Hewitt.
Ice cream shop sign found in Isla Mujeres, Mexico.

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Mind your own business garbage.

posted on 29 Dec 2015 in Instructions, Signs

life-garbage

But this is recreational garbage…

Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo. 

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