Lots of crushed toes.

posted on 22 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-the-disabled

Crippled zombies are zombies nonetheless.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Harbour.
Found in Taiwan.

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Doesn’t have to be West Virginia

posted on 21 Dec 2015 in Chinglish

take-me-go-home

Sunshine on my shoulder… just no

Photo courtesy of Steve Holt.
Album from Taiwan.

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I love youy guide!

posted on 20 Dec 2015 in Books/Magazines

youy-guide

Photo courtesy of Kaweewut Kiwi Wuttwipoo.

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Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

posted on 19 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

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What’s that smell?

posted on 18 Dec 2015 in Clothing

conplete-bag-of-ass

It’s not a conpetition.

Photo courtesy of Angela Cole.
Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Your ideology gives me indigestion.

posted on 17 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can’t have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown.
Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Can I just get crumpets?

posted on 16 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

tea-and-bullshits-area

I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi.
Found in China.

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No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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I scream for ice cream!

posted on 14 Dec 2015 in Menus

marvelouscream

Photo courtesy of E.K.
From “Marvelous Cream” ice cream shop in Okinawa, Japan.

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Lonely Hearts Club Bag

posted on 13 Dec 2015 in Bags/Packaging

fantasy-bags-designer

That’s enough dance lessons, missy.

Photo courtesy of Charles Collins.

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