Also, we’re out of mushrooms….

posted on 27 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

fried-mushroom-incorrectly

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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Follow the tire tracks for sloppy seconds.

posted on 26 Jan 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

sloppy-road

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Sign spotted in Vietnam.

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Fresh strangled

posted on 25 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

cruel-fruit-juice

Squeezing’s too good fer them oranges…

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Menu from restaurant in Suzhou, China.

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What about power?

posted on 24 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

powerful-power

How does is it do against Kardashians?

Photo courtesy o Gaetan Gireme.

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Not that there is anything wrong with that

posted on 23 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

homos_with_meat

Photo courtesy of Yashu Jiang.
Menu found in China.

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In the hardware sec xtion.

posted on 22 Jan 2016 in Chinglish

multifun-gtional

Can go in AND back out.

Photo courtesy of RowdyPants.

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Too close for comfort.

posted on 21 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

naughty-family

Just don’t accept an invite to a tickle fight.

Photo courtesy of Jeff Urban.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Home-sexual

posted on 20 Jan 2016 in Clothing

home-sexuality

Keepin’ it in the family.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Miller.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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White privilege never tasted so good.

posted on 19 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Stationery

my-white-friends

Gimme a break!

Photo courtesy of Gaby Stahlecker.
Found in Chinese stationery shop.

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Fashion doesn’t have to hurt…

posted on 18 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

high-heeled-shoes

Always keep the pointy end down.

Photo courtesy of a Ginger Tanton.
Found in Lanzhou, Gansu, China.

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