For English, dial 1, for incoherent rants, dial 2…

posted on 21 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

For obscenities, press 0…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Stewart.
Found in China. 

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No Shirt, No Creases, No Enter…

posted on 20 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s one or the other…

Photo courtesy of Steve Platt.
Found in China. 

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Your accident is important to us…

posted on 19 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Only you can prevent safety…

Photo courtesy of Steve Platt.
Found in China. 

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They wrote this too tast…

posted on 16 Feb 2024 in Transportation

Photo courtesy of Stephan Stewart.
Van spotted in Japan. 

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Public Security Bureau needs to build a wall…

posted on 15 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Stephen Stewart.
Found in China. 

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Gee your hair smells delicious…

posted on 14 Feb 2024 in Toiletries

Can double as salad dressing…

Photo courtesy of Stephanie H.C.
Spotted at hotel in Japan. 

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Sounds fancier than mayo…

posted on 13 Feb 2024 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

If you knew Chessgirl you’d understand…

Photo courtesy of Spencer Cook.
Spotted in Korea. 

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Have you started thinking fresh?

posted on 12 Feb 2024 in Stationery

Are you sure? These thinks taste like they were frozen…

Photo courtesy of Sonny Johansson.
From a notebook found in Japan. 

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We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…

posted on 10 Feb 2024 in Instructions

To be fair, all our rooms are slippery…

Photo courtesy of Sonja C.
Found at a Japanese hotel. 

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We’ve reached out to Boy but no response…

posted on 9 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Clothing

If your super best boy has been contacted by game,
you may be eligible for compensation…

Photo courtesy of Skyxie.
T-shirt spotted in China. 

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