Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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Space Flyman

posted on 14 Jun 2016 in Toys

space-flyman

When sidekicks go bad…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Sanders.

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You sound pessimistic…

posted on 13 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

screw-it-up

I can tell it’s never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

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It only hurts when I pee.

posted on 12 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

painful-weiner

Not something I wanna talk about…

Photo courtesy of Jon Murray.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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C’mon, most of you would forgive…

posted on 11 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

raw-materials

Sorry, we only serve majority.

Photo courtesy of Jo Waters.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Guess what we’re making…

posted on 10 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

making-area

I can’t breathe in this make-filled room!

Photo courtesy of Shaun Kok.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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Chef worked a lil too hard.

posted on 9 Jun 2016 in Menus

sweat-sour-sauced

Photo courtesy of Long Tran.

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A classic!

posted on 8 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

childshreddedmeat

Photo courtesy of Adette Yu.
Found in China. 

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The cowboy had it coming… 

posted on 7 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

lithosporically

Lithosporically speaking, this menu is most garrulous…

Photo courtesy of Jaideep Shetty.
Menu found in China.

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I need to invalidate your pregnancy.

posted on 6 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs, Transportation

invalidity-pregnant-parks

Photo courtesy of Ronald S.
Found in Beijing, China.

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