If it starts going south, just end with Bong.

posted on 23 Oct 2016 in Clothing

representcrewstylebong

The crew really started to gel…then bong.

Photo courtesy of Orsen Fellows.
Jacket spotted in Japan.

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How ’bout a samooch?

posted on 22 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

make-love-and-smaile

Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby.
Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

the-quality-of-child

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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I’m arc-challenged.

posted on 20 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

its-so-civilized

C’mon it’s just one step…

Photo courtesy of Joris van Drooge.
Taken in Sichuan Province, China.

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Appliances of the undead.

posted on 19 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

push-for-flesh

Sadly, zombie buttons went out in the 80s.

Photo courtesy of Heather Robb.
Found in toilet on boat in South Korea.

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If the shoe fitch…

posted on 18 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

one-size-fitch-all

Itch just what I was looking for!

Photo courtesy of Roar Nilsen.
Cap found in Greece, made in China.

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Please stay deated.

posted on 17 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

under-your-deat

Dit down and relax…

Photo courtesy of JO.
Found on Spring Airlines in China.

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Explore anoiher dimention.

posted on 16 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

pour-monsuiur

Wait, that wasn’t God’s fingeY…

Photo courtesy of Erin Drewitz.
Shirt found in China.

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As long as it’s nothing major…

posted on 15 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

pretty-good-tailor

He’s affordable…that’s all I can say.

Photo courtesy of Emil Schjelde.

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Help m

posted on 14 Oct 2016 in Clothing

this-is-dog

That was moreinfornatn than I needed.

Photo courtesy of Heather Godfrey.
T-shirt found in Japan.

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