That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Not as good as the Best of Cleam.

posted on 6 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Music

best-of-eric-crapton

Featuring “Ray Down Sarry”

Photo courtesy of Tara Vacanti.
Record found in Korea. 

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Not in front of the tigers please

posted on 5 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

take-come-of-your-kids

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found at zoo in Heilongjiang, China.

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You gotta be joing.

posted on 4 Nov 2016 in Signs

no-smoing

We were toing up behind school…

Photo courtesy of Robert Lefevre.
Found at Yokohama Oktoberfest, Japan.

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That clown tasted funny.

posted on 3 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

consumption-of-guest

Never thought I’d get out of there alive!

Photo courtesy of Ramon Bergsma.
Found at McDonald’s in Yichang, China.

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I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions

mitsui-garden-hotel

Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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My water proff is the deepest!

pool-rules

We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

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Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

only-for-costumers

I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

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You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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