She was a really good pet.

posted on 13 Dec 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

dont-touch-the-hat

It’s like she’s still here…

Photo courtesy of Kara Jones.
Found in Holland.

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Whoa, someone’s eyes look bloodshot…

posted on 12 Dec 2016 in Signs

do-you-love-liquor

You better cuz that’s all we got…

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Kinney.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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Oh look, twins!

posted on 11 Dec 2016 in Signs

50p-off-kids

I just wait until they throw them out…

Photo courtesy of John M.

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You should have seen before it retired.

posted on 10 Dec 2016 in Signs

lamplight-ass-of-hot-water

I would have guessed the water came from another orifice.

Photo courtesy of Kaori Yoshida.
Found at Onsen (hot springs bath) in Ishikawa, Japan.
Japanese says: “Open area in front of hot springs”

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I don’t have the specifics.

posted on 9 Dec 2016 in Menus

cow-something

I’ll have fried watchamacallits…

Photo courtesy of C.L.

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This menu is in bullet points.

posted on 8 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

chicken-fried-supply-weapons

A delicious part of your military breakfast.

Photo courtesy of Craig Hastie.

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This is the 5rd time I saw this.

posted on 7 Dec 2016 in Signs

1th-floor

It wasn’t funny the 1th time…

Photo courtesy of S. Elliot.

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The most noble of flames.

posted on 6 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

fire-distinguisher

Classier than the slow burn…

Photo courtesy of E.F.

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Cleanlines is next to Godlines.

posted on 5 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

cleanlines-upon-you-me-him

Between you me him, you can’t be too cleanlines.

Photo courtesy of Tamar.
Found in Chongqing, China.

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Timmy’s growth would serve him well.

posted on 4 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

why-with-khan-english

Photo courtesy of Robert Badger.
Language school found in Yangsan, Korea.

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