The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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The squash took it really hard…

posted on 14 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I’ll start…

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood.
Spotted on menu in India.

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Peper or plestic?

posted on 13 Nov 2016 in Signs

peper-cup

Peper is 100 parcent recycleble.

Photo courtesy of Monik.
Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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May the hot dogs be with you

posted on 10 Nov 2016 in Toys

star-wnrs

I have some concerns this is not an officially licensed product…

Photo courtesy of Gyoschak.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Been watching too much Westworld…

posted on 9 Nov 2016 in Clothing

extreme-robots-terror

Photo courtesy of John Massengale.
T-shirt found in Tokyo.
Botton says: “More evil! Still ill! devilrobots!”

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Choose wisely on erection day…

posted on 8 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

erection-in-progress

Photo courtesy of Ami Tham.
Found in Singapore.

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