Anything smaller?

posted on 13 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

small-cock-for-a-while

My wife says she’s tired of this.

Menu found in China.
Photo submitted by Štefan Kološa.

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Worm enough for ya?

posted on 12 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

hot-worm-cool

Happiness is a worm puppy.

Photo courtesy of Idi Fazlul Zainuddin.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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Oh and I need a rens.

posted on 11 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging

photo-grossy-paper

Have anything less gross?

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan. 

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You should see the cow…

posted on 10 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

meat

Sorry, I’m vegetarian.

Photo courtesy of Iskender Piyale-Sheard.

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Ladies, your bus will be next.

suck-automatically

Ok, whose turn is it?

Photo courtesy of Hunter.
Van found in Thailand.

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All aboard the loon train

posted on 8 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

loon-distance

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Mind your demise.

posted on 7 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

carefully-crashes

Yield to other falling bodies.

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Xiamen, China.

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Our body wants to sit on the beach.

posted on 6 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

body-not-life-buoy

Our body would like some sun block.

Photo courtesy of David Woolf.
Found in Koh PhiPhi, Thailand.

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Hey, who loosened the sugar lid!

posted on 5 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

silly-girl-coffee-hotel

Whipped cream with that? Hoo hoo!

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Gulangyu, China.

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Our clean is ill…

posted on 4 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

heal-the-clean

Leave it…just leave it.

Photo courtesy of David Woolf.
Found on Koh Phi Phi, Thailand.

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