Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

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I forgot…I’m a scullery maid.

posted on 13 Mar 2017 in Household Items

clean-king-brush

In a minute, you, smudge won’t exist.

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Engrish quantity is good

posted on 12 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

fire-engine-toy

Photo courtesy of Zarand Schuller.
Fire engine toy from China.

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Please shower before drying off.

posted on 11 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

reminder

Photo courtesy of Alissa.
Found in hotel bathroom in Xi’an, China.

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The other kids said you didn’t exist…

posted on 10 Mar 2017 in Clothing

found-puppy

Photo courtesy of CWK.

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Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

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I’m not impressed…

posted on 7 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Creamy_Dreams

I remember when creamy was only 2…

Photo courtesy of Alissa Laderer.
Found in China.

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Over my dead bady!

posted on 6 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

heartful-bird

Photo courtesy of Jeff Reid.
Toy bird cage found in Thailand.

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English Engrish

posted on 5 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

welsh-lady-ass-fudge

Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie.
Found at a Tesco in the UK.

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Don’t be deceived by his smile!

posted on 4 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

grimace-crackers

Eat the happy one first.

Photo courtesy of Rorix.
Found at supermarket in Beijing, China.

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