Thanks for the warning…

posted on 13 May 2017 in Signs

bitch

Try not tipping.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wells.
Found in Tagawa, Japan.

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Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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Conflicted you are

posted on 11 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging

cute-rabbit-bag

I do want I want.

Photo courtesy of Rika.
Tag found on little cosmetic bag shaped like a rabbit.

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Twenty dollars for tea?

posted on 10 May 2017 in Menus

typical-thai-whore-dish

The dish said it loves me…

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Thanks, but I self service.

posted on 9 May 2017 in Signs

tradional-handjob-educatoin

Photo courtesy of A.J.
Spotted in Turkey. 

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Stand here and move along.

posted on 8 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-sightseeing-while-walking

You got chocolate in my peanut butter…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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Donig what’s right

posted on 7 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

a-job-worth-donig

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Found in Taiwan.

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Stop comparing yourself to whom.

posted on 6 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock.
From the box of a child’s scooter.

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You don’t want to see Mule I

posted on 5 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

mule-II

I’ve got Mule II taste but a Mule I wallet.

Photo courtesy of Kristin M.
Clothing store found in Seoul, Korea.

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There’s only two–I think I can take’m.

posted on 4 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

That one fingered me to the police.

Photo courtesy of John Brice.
Found on a bus in Hong Kong. 

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