Watch your step!

posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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Can I hear more chicken praises?!

posted on 25 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

thai-menu

I already saw the chicken movie…

Photo courtesy of Steve.
Found at a restaurant in Thailand.

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Sounds like you just earned a paddling.

posted on 24 May 2017 in Signs

lower-than-elementary

Your name came up in the paddling pool…

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Shinjuku Central Park, Japan.

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Make rodents great again

posted on 23 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ratriotism

A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.

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We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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The first mouth is the hardest.

posted on 20 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.

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Inoculation appetizer available

posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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…but only consensual…

posted on 18 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung.
Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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