It’s a gas!

posted on 27 Jun 2017 in Signs

fartista

Try our methane treatment.

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Yamagata, Japan.

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Till up on wine while you wait…

posted on 26 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

world-tamous-wine

Triendly service, too!

Photo courtesy of Dr. Materials.
Found in China.

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The red zone is for unloading only.

posted on 25 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-frolic-on-the-car

There will be no more merriment.

Photo courtesy of Ray Simpson.
Sign found in tram boarding area in Luoyang, China.

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I strongly suggest you tip.

posted on 24 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

decline-self-simultaneous-food

Photo courtesy of Ray Simpson.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Grandma, it’s a cafe…

posted on 23 Jun 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

memory-origin-space

Trust me: it’s not a park.

Photo courtesy of Adam Morris.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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We just started dairy life…

posted on 22 Jun 2017 in Clothing

lesting-friend

I heard reports of friendlesting…

Photo courtesy of Junior Demus.

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The cage for tourists is that way…

posted on 21 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

tourism

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China.

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Try our Disappointing Dark Roast.

posted on 20 Jun 2017 in Menus

let-your-tastes-sour

Savor the acidic aroma…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lauzon.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Get a grip, man!

posted on 19 Jun 2017 in Transportation

titty-handle-bar-grips

It’s not the destination… it’s the ride.

Photo courtesy of Troy.
Motorcycle hand grips from Japan circa 1975.

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I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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