Please stop picking at the wall.

posted on 12 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals…

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

posted on 11 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive…

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson.
Found in Thailand. 

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The juice is terrible.

posted on 10 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries…

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

posted on 9 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

slippery-son-mushroom

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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Only you can prevent safety.

posted on 8 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

be-careful-falling

We want a clean break.

Photo courtesy of Chinese translator Huiping Iler.
Found in China.

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Please first impress.

posted on 7 Dec 2017 in Chinglish

meet-carefully

Always shake a hand.

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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This is where it all started.

posted on 6 Dec 2017 in Buildings, Chinglish

fast-food-restaurant

After this, let’s take in the Tourist Attraction.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China.

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Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

posted on 5 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

common-people-glasses

Thanks, I need to blend in…

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

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Come on Robin, the Batmobile wasn’t made for this traffic.

posted on 4 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

to-the-cave

Do you think the cave people got my message?

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

posted on 3 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ban-on-down-to-river

I’m gonna ban outta here…

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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