No rgets!

posted on 22 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

never-forget

You still look movely to me…

Photo courtesy of A.P.
T-shirt found in Hong Kong.

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Tea Time, aisle 4…

posted on 21 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

mini-funny-shopping

Kids will have funny for hours…

Photo courtesy of A.P.

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The hose knows the way to carry the sleigh

posted on 20 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

strictly-through-the-railings

…to Grandmother’s house we go!
Photo courtesy of Lee Martin.
Found in Yangtze River cruise ship in China.

 

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They’re follicly delicious!

posted on 19 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

leek-hair-belly

You get chopsticks and a comb.

Photo courtesy of Ted R.
Found in China.

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Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

posted on 18 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

sweet-pig

If Santa’s elves ever come up missing, I know where to check first.

Photo courtesy of Sharon W.
Bag found in Japan.

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Fat guy, don’t faii me.

posted on 17 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrery-taiior

He also knows where the best diners are.

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in China.

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Who needs cookies?!

posted on 16 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Snacks

fantastic-tastes-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Bill R.
Cookie box from China.

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A little peasant sweat on the side

posted on 15 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

set-meal

Trying to watch my peasant carbs…

Photo courtesy of Tony G.
Found in China.

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The adult butter world thanks you.

posted on 14 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

adult-butter-taste

Mmm this toast is kinda… sexy.

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Potato chips found in Japan. 

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Where do I sign up?

posted on 13 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

margret-mine-case

Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found in Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic”.

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