My ass only wears domestic.

posted on 28 Mar 2018 in Clothing, Signs

Jeans-shop

Photo courtesy of Jan Kietlinski.
Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

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Whatever pussy wants

posted on 27 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

do-it-slowly-soon

I’m getting negative feedback from the dog…

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander.
Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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What did I tell you about say to anyone!

posted on 26 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

leave-position-to-wind

Oh wind, is there nothing you can’t solve?

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander.
Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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The red one!

posted on 24 Mar 2018 in Uncategorized

which-do-you-want

Did I mention motorcycling?

Photo courtesy of Greg Gallagher.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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You’ll detonate over our low prices!

posted on 23 Mar 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

bomb-car-rent

We re-fuse to be undersold!

Photo courtesy of Greg Coleman.
Found in Thailand.

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Final worms are pretty cool…

posted on 22 Mar 2018 in Signs

pride-tonic

Hey, I know some Hindus who are wret hed…

Photo courtesy of Lindze Merritt.
Found on wall of Karaoke bar in Tokyo.

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Over-optimism is my middle name.

posted on 21 Mar 2018 in Snacks

chococake

Photo courtesy of Gants deLacet.
Cake found in Japan. 

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How ‘bout now?

posted on 20 Mar 2018 in Toiletries

sense-up

Like common sense only better.

Photo courtesy of Ferrous Finch.
Found in Japan. 

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Please, anything to remove the horniness…

posted on 19 Mar 2018 in Toiletries

skin-clear

Photo courtesy of Donna Hays.
Found in Japan. 

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Guess I’m a bear now.

posted on 18 Mar 2018 in Stationery

we-are-juice-boys

Mixer has a limited vocabulary.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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