This is why I drive a Ford.

posted on 4 Apr 2018 in Transportation

rav4

I enjoy sport fashion… am I an athlete?

Photo courtesy of Ben Wardle.

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Like an encyclopedia.

posted on 3 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

informational

It’s also interesting.

Photo courtesy of Joshua Wong.
Found in Taiwan department store. 

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Not my favorite cleaning company

posted on 2 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

big-stank

I love the smell of success!

Photo courtesy of Jose.

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Bubble Bath

posted on 1 Apr 2018 in Toiletries

bubblebath

And two, I don’t want to say.

Photo courtesy of Joerg Bernsdorf.
Found in Japanese hotel room. 

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Still only one…

posted on 31 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

master-pubic-accountants

Shhh I’m counting hairs.
Photo courtesy of Jessie.

 

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Never get between a man and his bone.

posted on 30 Mar 2018 in Containers

a-man-with-a-bone

Tastes just like Moter used to make.

Photo courtesy of Jessica Riordan.
Lunch box found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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The long wait is over…

posted on 29 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

yeah-shanghai

Please act excited…

Photo courtesy of Jared Kilgour.

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My ass only wears domestic.

posted on 28 Mar 2018 in Clothing, Signs

Jeans-shop

Photo courtesy of Jan Kietlinski.
Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

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Whatever pussy wants

posted on 27 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

do-it-slowly-soon

I’m getting negative feedback from the dog…

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander.
Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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What did I tell you about say to anyone!

posted on 26 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

leave-position-to-wind

Oh wind, is there nothing you can’t solve?

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander.
Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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