Sir, you’ve got a call on the extraordinary phone…

posted on 25 Apr 2018 in Signs

companion-mind

I’ve got half a companion mind to buy this.

Photo courtesy of NS.
Found in Japan. 

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Oh good, late again!

posted on 24 Apr 2018 in Signs

gondola

Photo courtesy of Nathan Crowne.
Found in Japan. 

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Rook out!

posted on 23 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

rockery-is-dangerous

Photo courtesy of Michelle Shirts.
Found in China. 

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Now if we only get him to flush…

posted on 21 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

dary-urinating-dog

If he really was man’s best friend he’d put the lid down…

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Stationery from Korea. 

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Lets purchasing!

posted on 20 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

very-sale

How much off? Very percent.

Photo courtesy of Michael Thiyavutikan.
Found in Thailand. 

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Only the finest Viking Poodles!

posted on 19 Apr 2018 in Signs

viking-poodle

It’s really just sleight of paw.

Photo courtesy of Michael Charlton.
Found in Japan. 

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Please be welcome.

posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

magiclight

Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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It’s to protect your fimgers.

posted on 17 Apr 2018 in Signs

must-be-worm

Can I get nittens?

Photo courtesy of Marika Claus.
Found at skating rink ticket machine in Japan. 

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If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

posted on 16 Apr 2018 in Stationery

friend-is-this-animal

Look for more sure proofs you’re alive.

Photo courtesy of Marijke Lohman.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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Almost good enough to be my favorite.

starmarket

I am fun of choose…

Photo courtesy of Marcus Denniston.
Shopping bag found in Korea.

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