I try to avoid drama with tear.

posted on 6 May 2018 in Signs

everybody-leaves-daily-life

Eve ybody leaves a special life except me…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ryan Thorn.
Sign from pachinko parlor found in Japan. 

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Gotta fight me to get in

posted on 5 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-entry-on-peacetime

Photo courtesy of David Moskowitz.
Found at China airport. 

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Running the country on trains

posted on 4 May 2018 in Signs

shinkansen

Photo courtesy of Quentin Aljets.
Spotted in Japan.

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Flesh, not flozen.

posted on 3 May 2018 in Menus

flesh-salada

Does this mean I’m vegetarian?

Photo courtesy of Quentin Aljets.
Menu found in Japan. 

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Temperature controlled blow.

posted on 2 May 2018 in Menus

hot-blow

I like my blow temperate…

Photo courtesy of Patrick Wong.
Found in Shinjuku subway restaurant in Tokyo. 

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Make Antiques Great Again.

posted on 1 May 2018 in Signs

nude-trump

Huuuuuge discounts…

Photo courtesy of Patrick Wong.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Skellington BC.

posted on 30 Apr 2018 in Clothing

nightmare-before-christ

I don’t celebrate holidays until AD.

Photo courtesy of Patrick Worsham.

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I tried to ward you…

posted on 29 Apr 2018 in Signs

poll_the_cook_handle

Ok cook: __ yes ward me; __don’t ward.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud.
Found in Japan. 

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Do you see a red Rexus?

posted on 27 Apr 2018 in Signs

parking_rot

I’m sorry Mrs Jones, your car has a case of Parking Rot.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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It sounds from hole!

posted on 26 Apr 2018 in Containers

where-it-sounds

I ear it!

Photo courtesy of Deanna Thompson.
MP3 player holder with speakers. 

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