Now, how can we make you better?

posted on 14 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

After 2 drinks all the cuts look great…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Read. 
Found in Saudi Arabia.

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Gotta work on my sales pitch…

posted on 13 Aug 2020 in Clothing

I also have some awful baby pics…

Photo courtesy of Ashley T.

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Picnics got dark…

posted on 12 Aug 2020 in Signs

That grass don’t replant itself but you can always have another kid.

Photo courtesy of Doris K.
Found in USA. 

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Now in Pandemic!

posted on 11 Aug 2020 in Bags/Packaging

Turns any bathroom trash into hazardous material!

Photo courtesy of Jocelyn De Sena.
Found at a dollar store in USA.

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A gas-tronomic delight

posted on 10 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Graeme Young.
Found at hotel in Suzhou, China. 

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Roger, light activated.

posted on 8 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Awaiting your order, sir.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Matthews.
Spotted in China. 

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Bc@rbrick is always camedy gold…

posted on 7 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Mark Carbone.
Children’s shirt found in China. 

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Goes well with sticky rice…

posted on 6 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

Guess that kid in kindergarten wasn’t so weird after all.

Photo courtesy of Rachel Friedman.

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Please, before it hits the fan!

posted on 5 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

My paw just can’t work the baggies…

Found in China.

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If your smoothie persists for more than a week, consult a physician.

posted on 4 Aug 2020 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

You’re gonna need a bigger napkin…

 

Photo courtesy of Chris Schmied.
Found in China.

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