Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…

posted on 2 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Toys

It’s also very danger to leave on floor.

Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls. 

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You should hear grass complain when it rains…

posted on 1 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s the untrimmed toenails…

Photo courtesy of Nadia.
Spotted in Shenyang, China.

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Do it wapidly!

posted on 30 Sep 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Cord Krohn.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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Famous for stuff…

posted on 29 Sep 2020 in Buildings, Signs

Directions: go to the area.

Photo courtesy of Uly Huerta.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t even think!

posted on 28 Sep 2020 in Signs

I swear there’s a towel…

Photo courtesy of S.C.
Spotted in Japan.

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Babe, I hate to tell you but…

posted on 27 Sep 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of C.M.
Spotted in China.  

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Sheet!

posted on 25 Sep 2020 in Bags/Packaging

I was hoping for more dirty laundry…

Photo courtesy of Christina Vincent.
Laundry bag found at a hotel in Japan. 

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Those tomatoes are suggestive…

posted on 24 Sep 2020 in Menus

What are you in for?  “Using a fake ID to order stew”

Photo courtesy of Christina Takahashi.
Menu found in Japan. 

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Oh, heart enjoys it NOW…

posted on 23 Sep 2020 in Vending Machines

I’m pretty ok with the emphysema, too…
Photo courtesy of Christina Takahashi.
Found on a cigarette vending machine in Japan. 
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Only power can touch my heart…

posted on 22 Sep 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Household Items

We SHOULD consider housewives!

Photo courtesy of Chris Townsend.

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