Try these roller skates…

posted on 25 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Nothing to see here…

Photo courtesy of B.H.
Spotted in China. 

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They must be stopped!

posted on 23 May 2020 in Signs

What next… their noses?

Photo courtesy of Sven H.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Also try our sharp edges…

posted on 22 May 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

You’re grounded. Not.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Sign spotted in China. 

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You don’t want to be visited by the spirit of toilets.

posted on 21 May 2020 in Signs, Toiletries

Scared the sh*t out of me!

Photo courtesy of Lane R.
Spotted in Japan.
(The original Japanese is a play on words.
Could have been translated as: “let’s treat the toilet paper kindly”) 

 

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The power of Chrysler compels you

posted on 20 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries

In nomine Prius, et Fiat, et spiritus Subaru.

Photo courtesy of Glen R. 

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Employee complaints are down.

posted on 19 May 2020 in Signs

Now Hiring

Photo courtesy of Dennis S.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Before 1972–not celebrated.

posted on 18 May 2020 in Clothing

I miss normal names like Yankee Stadium…

Photo courtesy of Philip Dixon.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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The lifeless thing, it’s an act.

posted on 15 May 2020 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larry Herzberg.
Sign spotted in China. 

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Hand me my travel complaint phrase book…

posted on 14 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I flew here from NYC—impress me.

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Galestian.
Found in a taxi cab in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Is human disturbance hindering your preasure?

posted on 13 May 2020 in Clothing

IIXIXV is why we use arabic numerals…

Photo courtesy of M.H.

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