Religiously clean!

Cleans your thing ten times more often than that New Millennium thing.

What is that thing?

Great somebody else I have to hide from when they ring my bell .

Where does it fit.

‘Ok, fellow board members, so we all agree that our new venture should be called ‘Bathe Thing’ and that our first product should be the blue fishnet stockings with maternity bra and hotel slippers, which will be vaguely labelled to make people think it contains womens hygiene products that may also be effective against acne, but which will also hook males because of the naked woman on the label. I assure you that next week we will all be able to retire to the Bahamas with the profits from this winning formula’

i like the double Made in Chinas. just in case there was any doubt.

Brothers and sisters, let’s now thing together …

“There would be no way, Michael… no way you could ever forgive me not with this Sanitarian thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years. “

oh wow its the latest rage!! THING!!!!

Dear Morticia, Here I am writing you this snail mail because e-mail hasn’t been invented yet. I think it’s time to bathe Thing. After all, it HAS been smelling, shall we say, rather gamy lately, and we ARE Sanitarians, so with us it’s a question of worship as well as cleanliness. Make good use of this beautiful kit I’m sending along. Whatever these things are, they should come in handy. Love always, Cara Mia. Your Gomez

May I wash your back?

But can you use it on skin?

Sanitarian? Wasn’t that a song by Metallica?

Actually we’re “Quantum Presbyterians!” — Kang (Simpsons)

Its a new century Sanatarian thing, you wouldn’t understand.

so thats where they get bra pads from…

The naked chick doesn’t seem a very religious picture to me. Not that I’m complaining, by the way.

Sanitarians ? Weren´t they in some Star Trek episode ?

More suds than Pope on a Rope.

So I don’t get it… is the skin included with the thing?

wtf ?

It’s just a thing…

Ever since Susan starting doing her new century sanitary thing, she just thinks she is sooooo much better than everyone else.

This thing is nude!