Did you custody this?

Reminds me of visiting my parent’s house.

Confucius said “Don’t step on suddenly the floor.”

I have read this consciously and I am intrigued by the relationship between lasting hygiene and civilization. I think that I will have to take pictures at will to cherish consciously at home.

No two by twos please.

“Wait a minute… I just bought a ticket TO STEP ON A FLOOR?!??? What kind of amusement park is this?”

No spitting, no caving, no smorking and no hullabaloo!

While visiting the civilization, keep your un-civilization to yourself.

No cameras or recording devices… unless you’re going to take a picture of this sign.

Loud confused noise? Oh, great, my dad’s here.

Non-smoking loud confused noise is permitted. Also accept smoking & loud organized college marching bands.

Wipe your feet before walking on the cherished cultural relic.

Okay if I hover instead?

Poor hygiene will be the downfall of this civilization.

No smoking? Jesus-what is this, Russia?

I already made a loud, confused noise trying to understand this sign!

Do not try to cherish the relic unconsciously.

Apparently loud coherent noise is fine. (I question the coherence of marching band music, however.)

Line up on the floor. The last guy, the one in the red and blue suit insisted on waiting in the ceiling line. It didn’t end well.

Cave and spit fun, flammables and explosives not so much.

I’ll keep my T(hr)ourette’s in check to avoid the spitting and loud confused noises.

I hate throuing out everywhere the peel without cave and spit.

Well they certainly can’t expect to control loud confused noises with signs like these.

so where do we take the llamas?

Good friends, take phlegmed peels with love! Me bring cavemobile.

Pleas not stepping on ours testikles. Also we beg not force guider’s mouth open wit fingers to spitting within. It grossings them out. Thank you.

Yes. It’s the official NASA plate for aliens visiting our civilization…

Does that say throw out the peel, or throw out the “pee !” ??

Inflammable? So I can carry stuff that’ll burn, but just not stuff that’ll explode.

Don’t portray funishings? If they mean furnishings, who does that anyway? Think I’ll act like a lamp on this tour.

That sign was at the entrance of gas chambers in Nazi camps. They never saw it comming, being too confused trying to figure out what the sign said…

Ahhh, brings back my circus memories of the ringleader, “Step on the floor! Step on the floor!”

You just can’t step on floors like these back home. That two-hour wait in line was worth it.

what if ouer loud noise is not confused?

where are we supposed to stand before stepping on the floor?