When love is just too 3D…

Neil Armstrong, will you marry me?

When I survey ….

Something for the geomatically inclined.

When roses are red they’re ready to pluck,

When girls are sixteen they’re ready too.

nothing’s as spatial as a love triangle

She asked, “Are you talking about my body?!”
I politely said, “No, no, it’s all in your head.”
She punched me and left.
Why a woman is so hard to please?!

Ditz of my dreams, airhead of my desire…

You’re deep, I like that in a broad.

Does this card make me look fat…?

I need my own space…

“I love you so much / Wish that I had / More of you to touch….”

Let’s design a floor plan together.

I’ve heard of a book worm, but never a book rose

When 2-D Romance isn’t enough! 😀

Just don’t crowd me.

heya mario youa so spacial heres a gift

69ing with E.T.?! eeeeewwwwwwww!

♪ You are my spacial angel… ♫

(Always thought that’s what it sounded like he was singing anyway…)

This is a break-up card. It’s saying, “Hey, I need my space.”

I’m really into spatial relationships.

The Church Lady says, “Isn’t that spaaacial”

does anybody know where i can find one for my gf?

Spacial? Well, she does have a heavenly body.

You will always have a spacial place in my heart…for taking up SOOO much space

These inter-spacial relationships are difficult.

If you pronounce it “Spay-shul” then the first word should be “Fer”

…in that you are good at taking up space and not much else!

Spacial? Well, it’s better than “horizontally challenged”.

ME: did you get her digits?
HIM: no, but I got her coordinates!

Is the card meant for someone who is obese?

The kind of card a spiritual entity gives to someone from the physical plane of existence.

Why, Church Lady, you shouldn’t have!

“You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie”

A card for the cartographer in your life

Givin’ it to Buzz Aldrin.