Those weren’t bamboo… we just ate a grove of mushrooms

One shaft of light wakes up your mind. No light at all makes you fall asleep. If that’s so, I won’t have to waste money on sleeping pills!

Nothing wakes up your mind better than being lightly shafted by a panda

I died and saw the Pandas. But they sent me back.

I want this shirt.

There is magic in those mushrooms.

…and a little “Sleeping Grass” to round out the buzz.

One shaft of light only! Do not cross the shafts, or you’ll anger the Stay Puft Panda.

The one on the left is the Sneezing Panda.

@Lovintheengrish:

looks more like the conspiring panda to me

Panda 1: “Hey, I just had a brilliant idea!”
Panda 2: “Yeah, me too, but you don’t see me bragging about it.”

At least the sunglasses reduce the light to BEARable proportions.

@faulty wiring:
I think he’s just still eating the ‘shrooms.

What a coincidence! So does cocaine!

One shaft makes you bigger
And the other one makes you small.
And the ones that mother give you
Don’t do anything at all.
Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall.

-Jefferson Airplane (paraphrased)

@Ptharien’s Flame:

Nah…It’s clearly a beer bong

OOOWWWW! get whacked by the shaft and you see the light

screw coffee, i need a shaft of light to start my day. and another 15 minutes later to chase the buzz. and another, and another. c’mon!!! 1 shaft isnt enough! i think this might be the start of flashlight addiction. never trust a panda claiming first shaft’s free, saying its the cool thing to do, and everyones doing it. if he calls you a chicken, reply ” I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey”. I learned it from watching You!!!!!

One shaft of light that shows the way
no mortal man can win this day..
The bell that rings inside your mind.
It’s a challenging the doors of time.

Rising up to Paradise
You know I’m gonna shine…

Eats shafts and leaves.

wow,this tshirt really IS A Kind of Magic,isn’t it?