…or it gets the newspaper!

and failing that, it’ll eat your children and pooh all over the lounge suite

Bad fido, naughty fido, not on the carpet

Sweet Dear Dogs – not like that nasty lustful pig-doggie.

There can also be things humping your leg depending on feeling frisky.

So quintessentially Japanese (sigh)….

Dang country oughta just up and rename itself 可愛い….

The thing ate my homework.

What’s that girl ? Timmy’s fallen down the well ?

Well, there’s always Depends for dogs.

It’s true. If not training well, it will end up like my dog – a complete bitch!

Oh, sure! There CAN be things obeying instructions… but WILL they…?

Pavlov’s notepad.

There can be things obeying instructions, but not this dog.

A dog is tame with a person well, while cat likely bite your face when you forget to feed it.

Ding dong dell,
Doggies in the well,

Yep, we’re down the training well again, it has nabbed the dog and is threatening to hurt doggie if doggie does not obey instructions, and Buffalo Bill is . . . well, YOU know!

And those sweet, dear things can be obeying the instructions of the ancient ones, while being tame for a person. Pray they haven’t been trained too well!

i want a wild dog..and a rolled up magazine for it

Also good thing with rice tame dog and spicy pepper, bok choy soy source.

…or it gets the Neuter World

Heaven forbid when disobeying instructions….

Dear sweet things pit patting down the hallway.

Better than those sweat deer hedgehogs