…or you might cause a mining accident

Let me get this straight…this is a stone museum (wink wink) in which you’re only allowed left handed routing (pronounced the British way, ie: rooting; wink wink wink) which may be dangerous and potentially all happen in the dark (wiiiiiiiiiiink). It all sounds like a fairly average college party, so why on earth are drunks excluded? And can I smoke afterwards?

What is it with all this concern these days about dangerous underground cocktail parties in the dark? Do we really need to be nannied all our lives?

So its dangerous to get drunk at the museum

Are you sure the stone museum is ONLY under the influence of liquor?

Since the route is taking me through the museum and I am not allowed the deviate from the route, how do I get out of here now I am not allowed to pass through the museum while it’s drunk?

Obviously they didn’t refrain from writing this sign who is under the influence of liquor.

OK. Following the route I can understand. Prohibiting liquor I can understand. But do visitors actually fondle the lighting fixtures, which would necessitate this sign? What do they use for lighting down there to cause all this concern, anyway? Torches?

So many drunk people entered the museum, which caused the museum to get drunk from the smell.

Is the underground mine-field intended to weed out the liquor-heads ?

Is there a less kid-friendly cut of Night at the Museum?

My name is Oya Stone Museum and I am an alcoholic…

That’s what happened to Gandalf in the mines of Moria. Some dangerous area. Touch the lighting and all hell breaks loose.

the Japanese museum for rolling stones fans..?

I’m…I’m not drunk, ok? I-I just have a speech impediment….and an inability to read engrish…

The O’! Ya Stoned, Museum.

It is actually full of fossilized hop-heads.

the museum is UTI?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Please do not stepping the mined area. Or you will be explosion. Therefore please keep to the safety route. Thank You!

There’s nothing like a drunk exhibitionist.

It’ll be left-foot traffic only if you fail to follow the route in the underground mined area.

Is this a jewish quarry? Oy, a stone!

Excuse, sir, but peas not to stepping there, it’s <<<<<<>>>>>>> mines left offer from war. So solly.

Darn! Cross out getting drunk with a lampshade on my head at this museum!

Yeah – don’t take ‘advantage’ of drunken museums, and for God’s sake, leave the lights out!