Hint: check the expiration date

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the chicken salad – the story ends, you wake up in your bed. You take the ham and cheese – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

No! Rye not. Whole Grain, or White Bread. There is no Rye.

it has to be the one with the fried crap in royal sauce.

They all look awful. I think I’ll pass.

and if you can’t, we hope you can use the packing to vomit into.

Hmm, tough choice. I have to “chew” on this.

“… Olive loaf, eh, Barney? Somebody finally bought it…”

Sandwich number one: If we went on a date, where would you take me?

Sandwich number two: Same question.

This food too, has been passed by the staff of the Departmeny of Health.

EDIT: Department.

…because we’re not even touching this one.

[Mortal Kombat announcer voice] CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY.

Ham and cheese on wheat-hold the crap.

Because we just don’t have the staff to choose for you.

Hooray for salomnella!

*salmonella

He chose…poorly.

One of these sandwiches always tells the truth, and one of them always lies. You may ask but one question of one of them.

where is the desktop sandwich?

Unanswerable question: What exactly IS it that the Japanese harbor against CRUST?

I’ve NEVER seen a sandwich in a Japanese konbini (convenience store) with any freakin’ CRUST left! They always cut it off before packaging them sammiches.

If I was a vegetarian, I’d be choosing to get out of there. 🙂

And why are there pictures of bunnies on sandwiches that have meat?

DieselDragon:

Hey, you could always go for a FRUIT sandwich.
Or, a Soba sandwich…a bun with soba noodles inside as the “filling”. Carbs with carbs and nothing else but for a few slivers of pickled ginger.

YES they actually DO sell these sandwiches at Japanese convenience stores. And Japanese people actually DO buy and eat them.

At least they’re better than egg, corn, and mayonnaise pizza.
Or curry pizza.

Don’t get me wrong. I like curry. Just not on my pizza.

I’ll never understand the Japanese interpretations of western cuisine.

… because we are DONE picking out your food for you. You’re on your own.

Eeny Meeny
Catch the sammich
By the toe.

Or Pto-maine.

We hope you can choose the best one for yourself, because nobody else is gonna do it for you….

Hmm, you want *that* sandwich? Are you sure? Is that your final selection?

I hate it when sandwiches question my judgment

No pressure….

Here, honey: I got us some sandwiches. But this one’s mine.

uuuummmmm… They both look nasty. Rye not have it in 12-grain? It would taste better. and what is THAT? Ham? Spam? Bologna?

[not pictured]: …’cause if you ask for chicken salad one more time, we’ll arrest you.

…’cause otherwise there’s not much hope for you.

And if you cannot, you want I should help you?

(P3P interpretation)This is a VERY important decision!choose wisely. XD

Choose the best for myself eh?

Ill pick something else then.

… Engrish or no, prefab sammiches are for those who must atone for evil deeds and know it

The people at this store never throw out old inventory. That’s why they hope you can choose the best one for yourself.