I can still taste the oak…

Chew it well for the unique taste. Sir, would you like some termites or leather softener to go with it?

The taste of shellac

New Engrish T-shirt suggestion: “We are Woods!”

Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.

They had another store called ‘Afterburn’ but that didn’t do so well

Classical Buffalo Wingback Chairs

crunchy little snacks between the cushions…

… with a Davenport Wine finish…

Chef’s Specialty: Dining Room Tables and Breakfast Sets

The term “Iron Chef” now even more meaningful.

The Candy Man comes.

(Edit) ♫♪ The Candy Man comes ♪♫

And a toothpick for dessert.

And a hint of pine

Mmm, this divan is divine.

I’ll have a scotch & sofa.

@Jazzy. Drunken chicken I hope.

Brings new meaning to the phrase “coffee table.”

I just want to know how you are supposed to get the new (half eaten) couch home on the ole’ bicycle?

Would you like that wrapped, or are you eating it here?

Lucy–you eat the other half of it as well.

High in fiber and aftertaste without end.

…with a hint of Elm

Nothing like a little wood before breakfast

Try our backwash breakfast!

Sofa? Oh, I thought you said soba…

BURP..scuse me must have been the dining set…

I used to enjoy the rattan until I developed colitis. Now I stick with the Swedish Modern.

If you like Turkish cuisine, we have some lovely ottomans.

Vintage dining chairs? Tasty!

The Couch. It rejected you.

“I’d like polish mine off in cherry. Always a fine finish.”

Sorry, no black lights allowed.