In other words, Welcome

Well, having IT “washed” is always a bonus.

This explains the stiff washcloth…

it always comes back to Sex.

Dear visitor,
We have a strange feeling towards praying you to wash IT thoroughly and give it lavender fragrance, while you’re at it!

When I read this, I hear it in Sarah Palin’s voice…

I sure hope it’s a “healed air space”, wouldn’t care to catch the swine flu from recycled laundromat water.

The welcome message at the Hotel BJ

IT’S ALI – – III – – IVE!!!!!

(Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein)

I think what this is saying is that we have been contacted by aliens… and they’re gay.

I have feelings toward saying WTF…

I’ll only let you “wash” it if you brush your teeth, though.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

*inhales* Ahhh the fresh scent of company.

Flavoured was fine, but this lavendar seems to be ‘incensed’! 🙂

So how does the washing machine work?

The quotation marks around the word “wash” probably explains why I feel so “dirty”… 😮

I’m so jealous. My washing machine has never expressed the slightest affection for me whatsoever.

Welcome to “Wash & Pray”!

So, do you live around here much?

Visitor, made in Japan. Machine “wash” warm, gentle cycle. Tumble dry in healed air space.

I was going to submit this to the “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks, but first I’d have to know what they meant.

I don’t want to lie to you, your a visitor, but I just used the lavendar fragrance and hoped you wouldn’t notice…

I’m laughing especially as email I just received from someone wanting English lessons was pretty much on this level. I will have to take this person on just for the amusement value.

If I’m at the point of washing it and putting fragrances of a lavender on it, I’m getting pretty desparate.

Please wash your visitor before entering, we’re trying to avoid another unsightly yeast infection.

No visitor unless washed and wearing healed lavender air space. And love.

Oh, oh, oh oh! OH! Thank you Lord!

Haha, this makes less sense than Selonian or Mojo Jojo! n

Phone home.

It “washes” it whenever it can.

Do they have a restricted for ‘members’ area?

This implies the “wash” is so intense that they feel a prayer may be needed to prevent their visitor making the airspace need healing with lavender fragrance…I think

When I was a kid, that was called ‘blowing bubbles’

Well, I appreciate the welcome … I think … but I’ll use my own softener.

I had a visitor last week, but he certainly wasn’t making a lavender fragrance. I suppose it’s my own fault for serving him burritos.

“Finally – something I can understand.” – James Joyce

WTF! They’re making a visitor…and pray for their on feelings. hahaha

We at Tidy Upholstery Cleaning Service (TUCS) will suck the farts out of cinema seats!.

Wow, a weird way to say welcome…..

Sounds like President Obama without a teleprompter

heh, thats a funny looking sign 🙂

Do you sell the horniness remover here? Just wondering.