Life, liberty, and the pursuit of tastiness.

Help! Their tastiness keeps pursuing me!

Pity the food doesn’t match the rhetoric

What a so bullcrap.

What a so in this stuff?

Sounds good; tastes a so crap!

What a so ego trip!

As a mission statement, it makes as much sense as other I have read.

Their problem is not their grammar, but their punctuation.
Having lived 3 years of my life in the Tokyo area, my guess is they really intended to write:

What??
Ahhh…so – ooo…
TASTY!!

Also makes me wonder: What do they offer customers if, after all their efforts, they still don’t meet our satisfaction?

All efforts are for their customers’ smile, not writing catchy slogans.

Can I pay with a so plastic?

Pete. The Official Organ.

Witness the awesome power of this fully operational tastiness.

Hmmm…. this tastes like MSG.

So, how’s it taste?

Here, taste this green meat-see if it’s still good.

It’s taste-tastic!

Taste-ticular?

It’s tasty, but is it tasteful?

What a so expensive too!

Exhibit A: Why Gerunds and possessives should never mix.

@Pete: They resort to their last option: Outrageous Bay Leaf Power.

waiter do you have wife juice?

It-a-me, the owner! tenk eeoo very much-a for playing!

My motto: “redimo diem” — purchase the day!

Actually the drugs they put ion the food will actually make you say “what a so tastey”

What a so tasty bee puke!!

They just want stereotypical Italian customers speaking English… “What-a so tasty!”

Um…this time I’d like to purchase one kilo of tomorrow, prease.

– Waiter! What a so tasty?