Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

Fruits park here. Nuts have to park two blocks down the street.

Some of those cars do look fruity to me <.<

” Here is fruitier”

So where do the manliest cars go?

Mangos or pears

Well, that’s just peachy.

I quit going there after I caught the attendant licking my bumper.

Sugar Frosted Parking Top Level Only.

Fruitiest Over There ====> Penthouse!!!!

Announcing the new Engrish game, GUESS THE ALTERNATIVE!

Some examples to get us started:

1. Here is Creamier
2. Here is Meatier
3. Here is Fishy-er….

Any others?

I hope the cars don’t rot as fast as fruit does…

Parking lot next to the gay bar…

The security lights are disco balls…

Your parking lot attendants: Bruce, Blaine and Leslie

Look at all the light blue Priuses…

The other sign says “1F”. That must be the don’t-ask don’t-tell conscription status.

Parking for flakes is around the back, but they never seem to show up.

Now made from real juice instead of concentrate!

So what does the “F” stand for?

Fruits use the “rear” entrance…

This one here’s a real peach….

What are they doing to pack the showroom, handing out free daiquiris or something?

Dang! I was looking for “Here is Vegetablier!”

There is crappier.

freshly picked?

Yeah all they sell is lemons.

Oops! I don’t read the captions before I post, that was the first one that came to mind how about this one?

“Our sale events are Apple-paloosas!”

Do check the melons when you approach the receptionist!

Blowing raspberries at the lemons, but not at the peaches, since they tend to be magnets for cherries. How do ya like THEM apples?

Are you sure that isn’t in San Fransisco?

Which reminds me of that old joke “Whaddaya do if you drop your car keys in San Francisco?”

Answer: Kick ’em across the Bay Bridge until you’re in Oakland!

…But it’s fruitirer farthererer!

Me and my grandma parked there once. Now let’s never speak of it again.

Ok, so it’s fruitier there.
But I won’t be able to sleep tonight until I have worked out what it’s fruitier than.
It’s going to drive me nuts.

No wonder there’s always shortage of Vaseline —

Forget the damn fruit sign….2010 Suzuki Pallette Kei car! in forground…

TOYOTA HERE

Fruitier than the Castro? I don’t think so, Baby Cakes!

Better parking for our slightly more limp wristed patrons

It’s where Richard Simmons would buy his car.

Fresh stuff on the second floor

Disco in the back.

What IF?