You like-a da juice?

also available: hydrochloric and nitric acid flavour, mix them both tongue-melting sensation.

Hey Mister, can you tell why kids love Lactic Acid Juice?

Dentist’s have never been happier!

Better check that expiration date…

Flavors include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancratic Peach and Liver Lemon Lime.

You can see the sample is off it’s face.

Who can take a sunrise
and sprinkle it with doo?
Cover it in chocolate
and an artery or two?
The candyman
The candyman can

Flavors Include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancreatic Peach and Liver Lemon-Lime.

And to think that when the shop-keeper asked me if I wanted to score some “Acid”, I almost called the Police…

Also makes a good drain un-blocker, or so I’m told.

My milk, it has a pH.

Sulfuric acid juice flavor (our delicious smokestack juice) sold separately.

Is it good? You bet your acid!

Genuine C3H6O3 flavor.

This tastes like crap!!!

Mmmmmm. My favorite!

Did the cow chew a lime?

Why is that little square guy with the top hat winking at me?
Creeeeeepy….

It tastes like… burning!

Lactic acid? Someone’s gonna milk this one for all it’s worth.

I didn’t know Pineapples had SOOOO much yummy lactic acid.

Also try our new Blue Lake 5 chewing gum!

my tongue is starting to cramp

For when your mouth suffers from Hyperactvity!

Just an FYI so there’s no misunderstanding: Just Me and Maple Staple live together and accidently posted the same comments twice. No one was trying to steal anyones caption, especially since Just Me (me!) is SO much more talented than Maple Staple and therefore, Maple Staple took my idea. 😉

Eat this candy and you’ll sulfur the consequences!

Yesterday the sexphone engrish had an ad for condoms next to it. Today there is an ad for Juicy Juice (no joke). There seems to be a trend here…

It’s like tobacco, only it’s a much quicker way to destroy your tongue.

Lactic acid is found in milk and these are fruit-flavored candy. Milk and fruit. Yum.

It’s still only for breakfast, you know.

I don’t know why but every time I eat some of this candy my muscles begin to hurt.

Um, I think I’ll buy the Painapple candy instead.

er, milk juice!?

Why do exercise? Get your lactic acid muscle direct in mouth.

Warning: Do not get stuck in teeth.

Well, I wasn’t keen on this flavour but the discharge colas were pretty nice, if a little acidic.

they are telling you the truth

Oh man, I’ve definitely had these, but the packaging I got was way more Engrish than this.

They were in an identical bag, but all of the branding read “sqgqs” (yes, S Q G Q S), and that included on the candy themselves, except for a few that read “sgnge”. No idea what that was about. However, instead of the lactic acid line, the tag on the bag read “Sandwich Juice”.

I’ll try to find my old photos of it.

Tangy.

Tangy Tasty Acid.

got kidney stones?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tongue?

At least they’re honest…

Tastes so good your muscles will lock up!

Sour like sit-ups.

Johnny was a candyman, but now he is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

Okay. *trips balls* its so nice for us to be invited to a picnic, gay Luigi?