Join the society of manners today!

Make-up and black tie attire is available at either side of the bridge…

Tossing garbage anywhere is a violation of society’s manners? Since when?

The last time I asked someone to use my bridge, I got slapped.

is this meaning to have to stop the juggle rubbish? on my elegant bridge

Society of Manners is my hero!

Don’t use everyone’s pedestriar bridge in Texas, they’ll shoot you dead and you become the litter.

The Society of Manners is not a secret society; it is open to everyone… really!

I tried to use beautifully, but the society of manners told me to put my clothes back on.

hideous people are asked to use rope swing

You litter on the bridge of pedestriar, and they kick your posteriar!

I’d love to take a wark across the bridge!

Stop sticking your gum to my beautiful pedestriar bridge!

I don’t understand what a dancing soda can has to do with manners.

seem like a crappy society to me

Failure to use pedestriar bridge beautifully is punishable by a $500 fine and/or a month in jail.

What if I uglily use MY pedestriar bridge? Will you sue me or something?!?

Grifter – “I’d love to take a wark across the bridge!”

Since they wrote “pedestriar” for “pedestrian”, doesn’t “take a wark” translate to “take a wank”? I don’t think the Society of Manners would approve!

It concerns me that the Japanese feel the need to post instructions telling people how to use a footbridge! 😮

This “Society of Manners” can go and shove it’s head up it’s own ass for all I care! 😀

I tried to use the pedestriar bridge beautifully…But thanks to my overweight ass, my poor attempt at a Ballet style crossing caused the thing to collapse! 😮

Tossing of the chewing gum, garbage, and *what*…May I ask? 😮 😉

“Couldn’t we just take the Other bridge, honey? The pedestriar police always make me feel so under-dressed…”

Let’s beautifully tosses ourselves off the pedestriar bridge!

That’s suicide right there….

That bridge would be beautifully if it didn’t have chewing gum all over it

It is seems I am not understanding

Society of Manners: Mr. Can, it’s rude to point.
Mr. Can: I’m not pointing, I need someone to pull my finger!
Society of manners: Well, okay…

ok, I’m in!! …not…

But dropping, sliding, pushing, and kicking of chewing gum and garbage OK!

Makes you wonder, what other ridicules societies do they have? hmmmmm!

The Knights Who Say ‘CAN!’

I prefer islent of manners