What would your mother say if she saw you here…

And DO NOT let me find you up here again!!

…and to emphasize our point, here are various Chinese characters, flipping you off.

AND DO AS YOUR TOLD!!!

Those rock slabs don’t seem very comfortable for doing that.

“Chinese language surely has a lot of imperatives, judging from the signboard itself!” 😀

But… the sign at the bottom said “Get up from here”. Now I’m totally confused.

Not pictured: angry old man with cane.

“If you trip and fall and break both your legs, don’t come running to ME!”

If this would be in “Palisades Park”, it would read:
Get down form here ‘N AN INSTANT!

….and boogie at Chairman Mao’s Disco Inferno!

Get down from here…and get funky!

Now go inside and wash your hands for dinner, young man!

Poke your eye out there!

“I just can’t take you anywhere. Why do you insist on ruining every vacation?”
“Sorry, Mom.”

Luckily they posted signs directly to the park’s dance floor……

But if I wasn’t up here, how could I read this sign???

The thing that looks like a stick man walking down a flight of stairs is actually Kanji for ‘You’ll break your neck’.

The Chinese reads, ‘Welcome my Chinese brothers, enjoy this break from those damn Westerners’.

WHO DO YOU THINK MADE YOU! MY MOTHER!

Or I’m telling!!

DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!!

Go to your (bad) room!

this would make a GREAT shirt!

“You’ll shoot your eye out!”

People just can’t stop standing on this sign and we’ve had enough of it dammit !

If so…why is there a path going higher…. :S

Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.

…before you carefully slip and fall down!

This sign seems to think it’s your mother!

… Or we’ll say ‘NI!’