“toys”? beer and steak? the kid proebly doesn’t even have teeth!
Skoojoo
15 years ago
Getting those little girls ready for their future careers
Spoof
15 years ago
What happened to juice?
Mike
15 years ago
I am old enough to drink! Now give me a scotch and wa-wa!
Ghost08
15 years ago
i left my id in the twuck
JTS
15 years ago
“Ma’am, I’ll need an I.D., please.”
“.. Ummm .. my mommy has it!”
justice
15 years ago
maybe kids like to throw their own barbecues too?
alice
14 years ago
“Can’t I buy a banana?”
“No! Only apples.”
“Juice?”
“No – beer.”
“Okay I’ll get my mwommy and her ID card. Oh yeah, I want some corn and music too.”
adam
14 years ago
Where is that damn “needle drugs” button?
Jason
14 years ago
“Do you have Whole grain Pastry?”
“Maybe not, but we have Ice Cream Cakes.”
“How about Barbicana?”
“No. We only serve Guiness.”
“Well… How about a Cheeseburger?”
“Nope. There’s only Sirloin steak, though.”
“OK. What about Halo ODST?”
“Not really, but we really do have 3OH!3.”
“ARRRRGH! Now I’m going to call HSBC and have your Mini-Mart Bankrupt!”
StarBase10
14 years ago
A golfer entered a convenience store.
Golfer: Do you have a bottle of Barbicana?
Cashier: No. We only have Guiness.
Golfer: How about Halo ODST For my Xbox 360?
Cashier: Nope. All we had is a Michael Jackson Album.
Golfer: What about a BBQ beef Panini?
Cashier: Not really, but all we serve is Sirloin Steak.
Golfer: I’ll call my mom about what happened to me right now.
The Rose that caption
11 years ago
Ludwig Beilschmidt’s favorite childhood toy.
Its a me!
9 years ago
Ever notice….. Butter + Beer…. = …… BUTTERBEER!
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
– A beer, a Barbie and Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody, please.
fine place to buy our beers, the shop keeper can’t read our ID’s!!!
Really, I’m older than I look….honest…
But Daddy, all the other kids are buying it!
I always buy music with my beer.
“toys”? beer and steak? the kid proebly doesn’t even have teeth!
Getting those little girls ready for their future careers
What happened to juice?
I am old enough to drink! Now give me a scotch and wa-wa!
i left my id in the twuck
“Ma’am, I’ll need an I.D., please.”
“.. Ummm .. my mommy has it!”
maybe kids like to throw their own barbecues too?
“Can’t I buy a banana?”
“No! Only apples.”
“Juice?”
“No – beer.”
“Okay I’ll get my mwommy and her ID card. Oh yeah, I want some corn and music too.”
Where is that damn “needle drugs” button?
“Do you have Whole grain Pastry?”
“Maybe not, but we have Ice Cream Cakes.”
“How about Barbicana?”
“No. We only serve Guiness.”
“Well… How about a Cheeseburger?”
“Nope. There’s only Sirloin steak, though.”
“OK. What about Halo ODST?”
“Not really, but we really do have 3OH!3.”
“ARRRRGH! Now I’m going to call HSBC and have your Mini-Mart Bankrupt!”
A golfer entered a convenience store.
Golfer: Do you have a bottle of Barbicana?
Cashier: No. We only have Guiness.
Golfer: How about Halo ODST For my Xbox 360?
Cashier: Nope. All we had is a Michael Jackson Album.
Golfer: What about a BBQ beef Panini?
Cashier: Not really, but all we serve is Sirloin Steak.
Golfer: I’ll call my mom about what happened to me right now.
Ludwig Beilschmidt’s favorite childhood toy.
Ever notice….. Butter + Beer…. = …… BUTTERBEER!
– A beer, a Barbie and Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody, please.