What, my American Meat Goat?

Brazillian flavour?

According to your shirt, your beavershowing…

As an American male who wishes to demonstrate his solidarity with their message of world peace, I plan on wearing my goats head to next years Beaver Show.

There’s not enough fats behind the “American Meat Goat”

Is it her or Nipless T-Shirt Time? Only her meat goat knows for sure.

BEWARE LADIES! The American Meat Goat is known to become much more aggressive once touched.

Beavers now.

How about Beavers now n’ later?

Is that what you call it in your country?

One ticket for the Beaver Show, please. I take it there’ll be Meat Goat Touching later?

Kids come running for the great taste of American Meat Goat.

That is one baa-ad girl!

I’d rather try touching the Beaver Show.

For non-meat-eaters, there’s the American Vegetable Goat, which contains no beaver. It’s untouchable!

Peace, love, and American meat goat – indeed!

American meat goat,
Stay away from meeeee

Put away your goat meat cleaver,
Try touching someone else’s beaver.

What Bob failed to realize was it was a threat, and not an invitation. And then it was too late…

The American Meat Goat Beaver Show is no Westminster or Eukanuba, but my Irish Wire Hair Beaver took home best in show at last years event.

“Goat” is obviously an indication of desired size. She isn’t yet ready for her beaver show to touch American Meat Horse.

The American Meat Goat Beavershow was a big improvement over the French Surly Donkey Badgerflick.

(David Letterman speaks) Presenting American Meat Goat, performing songs from their album Beavershow! They are currently on their Try Touching tour of North America …

come to the American meat , goat and beaver show! all exibits are hands on, so try touching!

Back of shirt:

It can’t be beaten!

Why not try eating American Meat Goat?

If there’s a beavershow going on I highly doubt you’ll need to tell me to touch my American meat goat.

Trivia -That there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.

Hello, Information Hall of Meat? I’d like to speak to the Goat.

I’d love to, but your goatee is in the way…

Guess sometimes you just has ta get yur own goat

American Meat Goat: Chuck Norris’s Japanese cousin!

After that, can I go to the beavershow?

The American Meat Goat Beaver Show really needs a shorter URL…

My meat goat brings all the boys to the yard, that’s right, it’s better than yours.