Where do I start…

Not to be confused with the highly critical intercom.

God damn it, my head’s been ringing all day, I can’t take it any more! People spit on me, rub their ears in me, it’s just sick…

What’s this! A direct line to Bangalore.

British Telecom tried these out about ten years ago, but soon had to drop the project as the network couldn’t keep up with the demand! 😀

[Could “complaining” actually be a bad translation of “complimentary”?]

Oh dear Gods…We have Emo telephones now? :-O

Say it, don’t spray it!

“What do you mean I need to improve my listening skills?”

If you can’t get to a telephone, just send a complaining email…

Why pay a telephone to nag at me when I can go home and get it for free?

Well, at least it’s not the “take revenge” telephone.

I’m black and chained to a wall, it’s a white phone’s conspiracy against me. White phones are courtesy phones and we the black phones are slave phones to take all the abuse while the white phone gets all the glory and announcements at the airport. Instead, I get your everyday loser who treat me like crap. Why do people keep slamming me when they hang up? It’s not like they hear it when you do that. I hate my life.

“I hate my life and I want to die…”

Hey, at least it’s not a confusing door

… for Marvin the Paranoid Android

The only phone that dials the suicide hotline on its own.

Must be an AT&T phone.

worse than my friggin mother

It rings, “Biiiiitch .. . . . Biiiiitch . . . . .Biiiiitch .. . .”

What’s wrong with you? You never call anymore. Do you not love your phone? What did I do to deserve this? Are you too good to call your own phone? Never you mind, I’ll just sit over here and rot alone. You go ahead and go out with your fancy cars and fast girls while you ignore me, your poor old phone as I age all alone by myself after having given you dial to you for over 12 hours in the hospital.

//Could “complaining” actually be a bad translation of “complimentary”?//

Actually it seems to be the result of an automatic translation: Google translator translates “投诉电话” into “complaining telephone”.

You think you have problems…

I would rather have a complaining phone than a bulimic toilet.

Is it related to that one toilet that went wild?

in China, phone complains to you.

Complaining phone can be found right next to the singing bathroom!

For bitching, press 1
For whining, press 2
For swearing, press 3

“You talk with your mouth, sure. But you should see where the last guy put me!”

“Oh, thank God! You have no idea how long I’ve been hanging upside down next to that stupid phone book!”

“Isn’t it enough when the customers complain”

May as well just dial my mother-in-law directly.

Call the nag-line for further assistance

This phone doesn’t work. Who do I complain to?

by the time you finish dialing…..you forget why you were calling in the first place.

Argument phone is down the hall.

“First of all, this phone number is too darn long!”

had enough of telemarketing?

Lonely,sad or ticked off? Call the complaining hotline: just like the new Suicide Hotline!

“I want to complain!”
“You want room 14b, Mr. Telephone!”

‘Please hold…’

Signs of the apocolypse

It’s been nagging…

I already have a complaining wife, I don’t need a complaining phone too!

Finally, a place to call about my girlfriend!

– Shut up, you phone!