What are we celebrating again?

I need a shampoo to give me bright eyes and strong bones

Try our Prolong series of lotions. You will enjoy it.

Hurray a shampoo to prolong my brown meat.

Is the ad for a Shampoo, Toothbrush, Health Food or Meat?
Is that a cow or a dog.

Extenze Shampoo can prolong that certain part of the male scalp.

I suppose he’s a Size Queen, too…

Meat Brown Shampoo: Guaranteed to be as good as or even better than Prolong!

From the people who brought you Murphy Brown. The story of a NYC cabbie struggling to make it in the big city on his own. MEAT BROWN Tuesdays. This fall on NBC.

Better than meat green, I guess…

Wow! This meat brown is better than Viagra!

Better than New Japan Meat

A Public Service announcement from the Information Hall of Brown Meat

Wow! this new shampoo smels, feals, and even tastes like brown meat!!!!

hurray! we are so slow! that would be a praise…

Must be annoying not having bright eyes and strong bones, if all food isn’t healthy then.

Yeeaaiy! We finally got his meat preference – Brown!

Once you go brown you never go back.

Hurray! Brown poopy dog bristling with glee and prolong shiny health bone!

The advertising claiming meat brown shampoo attracts females failed to meantion that those females would be canines.

…the shirt’s wearer giving global feedback on Dog treatment for a dog soup kitchen in Korea?? “Makes me brown and tender, and you good for stamina!”

Hey, check out my free T-Shirt!

Once you go brown…

Prolong.

Brown meat dog makes HURRAY!

Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks obviously never used the right lubricant.

Once you enjoy new shampoo for your dog, he will learn to love learning the brown love.

I hear your sister loves it too

you can try our conditioner as well and have softer stool

Lolz, was that a go you were having at my expense?

This looks like a task for the information hall of meat!

for t make you big britsles prolong. Almost as bright as brown.

Prolong for a strong bone

thats funny–it doesnt SMELL like meat

Eat your heart out, Head and Shoulders.

What they don’t want you to know is that the meat is made of prolonged dogs…

Our New Shampoo Is Radioactive AND Edible!

i’m more partial to prolong… sorry.

I don’t think that’s meat… sure doesn’t smell like it…

I prefer my meat Medium Rare. Not brown!

Nothings as good as prolong!

I once used some Prolong to cut diamonds, the Prolong cut through them like butter.

When your shampoo starts oenitrating your bones…. You scrubbed too hard!

He loves the meat brown? Is that like gay jungle fever?

Most of the text on this t-shirt was copied from a Kellogg’s dog food ad from 1949. Example:

http://books.google.com/books?id=VkEEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA93&ots=tlYpvh6y20&dq=%22every%20food%20need%20for%20health%22&pg=PA93#v=onepage&q=%22every%20food%20need%20for%20health%22&f=false

How a Japanese t-shirt designer found this ad, I’ll never know…