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Can I have the directions to where you DO put the map?…… Never mind… I think i could find it easier on my own, thanks.
hey tourist information center! i’ll meet you up in the right side ok?
“when you reach erevator, recite the predge of arriegance backwalds while touching yourself. a vietnamese genie will appear. Do not talk to him. Wait for the other genie to wake up. He’ll tell you how to find center…maybe I should put map here.”
Try to follow the instructions after a Johnnie Worker Red Labial!
Remember: this operation never occurred…
A tourist information center couldn’t fit through the hallways…
– Excuse me, have you seen the tourist information center?
– He’s in the toilet, Madam.